chronic boom

The act of attaching copious amounts of marijuana to any type of dynamite or firework which results in a massive explosion of kush that spreads a god-like odor throughout the land.

Last night, I got some of my best afghan kush and tried a chronic boom. It was an amazing sight.

by Trickmaster 5002 March 2, 2009

Chronic Fan Syndrome

People who obsessively become a fan of anything on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.

*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*

Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.

Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.

*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends have Chronic Fan Syndrome! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."

And the cycle continues.

by Uge1 February 5, 2010

Chronicles Of Rajendran

The mythical, fantastical, and mysterious chronicles surrounded by lore that rivals the Kingdom of Gandalf. It is said the chronicles are merely a myth, but few men have claimed to read its pages.

Me- Hey, have you see those chronicles of rajendran
Rohit- shut the fuck up

by Anthony McKinsey January 28, 2022

chronically white

a phrase coined to refer to a dumb or stupid white person; someone who is painfully white.

"hey did you see @seth.shyrock on tiktoks new video?"

"yeah he's chronically white"

by chamolemon February 20, 2022

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

by 5t4r October 3, 2011

Chronic Wanker

One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.

Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?

Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.

by doubledew June 15, 2010

chronic non-sensical ramblers

The ability to ramble in a non-sensical fashion, chronically.

Awesome Rossome's blog

by Jazzberry June 3, 2004