When you trick someone typically your partner to do a chore by making it seem like it's the logical thing to do because you're held up otherwise but you're manipulating events because you also don't want to do it
Boy: Babe thanks for coming over, but I have to run off to class, since you don't have class you should just stay and clean up the room
Girl: Aghhh babe, that's chore blackmail
Girl: Aghhh babe, that's chore blackmail
by PeeweeCakes September 7, 2023
Get the Chore Blackmailmug. Doing your chores last minute and quickly like a ninja before either one or both of your parents arrive home. Or to pretend that you did your chores when they left to go out but instead you decided to hold it off and be lazy till you had no choice but be quick like a ninja to finish off them chores and thats why its called ninja chores.
A conversation through text message.
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
by sarmn2punk April 10, 2010
Get the ninja choresmug. by tommy brinkman June 2, 2008
Get the choremug. A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure.
This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.
This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.
Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day...
Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!
Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.
Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!
Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.
by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
Get the fishwifes choremug. by The only Real Man December 13, 2008
Get the Chore Listmug. by BK January 6, 2007
Get the chore boymug. Dad: Hey! HEY!! Did you finish your chores yet?!
Mom: (same as above)
Me: Yes, like an hour ago.
Both: But now theres more chores to do!
Me: AHHHHH!! FRACKING CHORE NAZIS!!
Mom: (same as above)
Me: Yes, like an hour ago.
Both: But now theres more chores to do!
Me: AHHHHH!! FRACKING CHORE NAZIS!!
by That awesome hat January 24, 2011
Get the Chore Nazimug.