honk the chonk

The act of one person putting out their fist, and the other person putting their index fingers in the end of their fist.

Bro, I haven’t seen you in forever! Honk the Chonk!

by RonSwan December 24, 2019

honky chonk

a polite way of saying s*x,, it's basically inverted-ly stabbing your corndog into the pink hula-hoop, rocket rodeo-ing, besieging the flesh castle, horizontal greased-weasel tango, clapping the burger,, pimpin' the bacon fiesta,, crab hunting in the cantaloupe,, you get the idea.

*notices apple sauce shaking on table*
guy 1: are we having an earthquake??
guy 2: no, those lovebirds are probably doing the honky chonk upstairs again..

by nicisww August 6, 2019

Flamin' Chonk Sex

Sex between two heckin' chonks on fire.

When two Chonks love each other very much, they do the Flamin' Chonk Sex. Hopefully they both finish on time.

by TheySeeMeRowan June 30, 2019

Rutger de chonk

BIG FAT BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

person 1: yo bro, look at that fat elephant over there
person 2: RUTGER DE CHONK

by vlamme man December 6, 2021

Mind badonkadonkling chonk

A very fluffy cat

That's an absolute Mind badonkadonkling chonk

by daddy69^420 February 14, 2020

Chonk

A custom slice of a pure 1000 oz silver comex bar to satisfy the appetites of wallstreet silver apes!!!

I just recieved my Chonk of silver from Jake at bisonbullion and man is she shiny!!

by reysegotfingered July 2, 2021

chonk

An adorably chunky or large creature, particularly a cat.

That cat is a real chonk.

by I am a man of truth March 17, 2021