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honk the chonk

The act of one person putting out their fist, and the other person putting their index fingers in the end of their fist.
Bro, I haven’t seen you in forever! Honk the Chonk!
by RonSwan December 24, 2019
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honky chonk

a polite way of saying s*x,, it's basically inverted-ly stabbing your corndog into the pink hula-hoop, rocket rodeo-ing, besieging the flesh castle, horizontal greased-weasel tango, clapping the burger,, pimpin' the bacon fiesta,, crab hunting in the cantaloupe,, you get the idea.
*notices apple sauce shaking on table*
guy 1: are we having an earthquake??
guy 2: no, those lovebirds are probably doing the honky chonk upstairs again..
by nicisww August 6, 2019
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Flamin' Chonk Sex

Sex between two heckin' chonks on fire.
When two Chonks love each other very much, they do the Flamin' Chonk Sex. Hopefully they both finish on time.
by TheySeeMeRowan June 30, 2019
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Mind badonkadonkling chonk

A very fluffy cat
That's an absolute Mind badonkadonkling chonk
by daddy69^420 February 14, 2020
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Rutger de chonk

BIG FAT BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
person 1: yo bro, look at that fat elephant over there
person 2: RUTGER DE CHONK
by vlamme man December 6, 2021
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Chonked

Chonked; definition; animal growing chonkier; verb; animal existing while being Chonky and gaining more Chonk, the animal has his own orbit and all mass is succumbed into the endless chonk.
The frog was chonked.
by Liliya and Grace June 27, 2022
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Chonk

A living being (usually cats) who are incredibly fluffy or fat
Give me loops bröther” the chonk said with hunger in his eyes
by NovaDraconica February 19, 2020
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