choices email

An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".

The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"

Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:

1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment

2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.

Possible choices emails

Scenario #1:

Email title: Choices

Body:

Tank

The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.

What's up?

Scenario #2

Email Title: Choices

Body:

Admiral Halsey

The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?

by RoundupReady August 22, 2008

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Hym "Will I respect women's choices? No. Never. I... Will never... love you..."

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A good looking girl who you wouldnt mind taking her clenlyness, or having her give you oral pleasure. If the girl is attractive then she becomes an "Easy Choice" Also if you meet her at deja vu in Seattle she is no matter what an
"EASY CHOICE".

Talal: Jon did you see that Snail?

Jon: Yea Talal i did, she was like a 7 though.

Talal:I really dont care, It's still "Easy Choices" if you ask me.

by John Boulahan February 9, 2009