When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019
Get the ordering Chinesemug. Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.
by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017
Get the chinese chairmug. Chinese Pablo is the most handsome black fashion model you will ever see on the famous social media app called Instagram.
Jessica: "So this morning, I met this handsome fashion model called Chinese Pablo on Insta."
Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"
Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.
Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."
Jessica: "Just go and check!"
Kate: "Alright Jessy."
Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"
Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.
Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."
Jessica: "Just go and check!"
Kate: "Alright Jessy."
by Angela Buns November 30, 2021
Get the Chinese Pablomug. Chinese Pablo is a popular Instagram creator born on January 23, 2003. He is a social media Influencer who is mostly loved and has a fandom named The Pabkins.
by John Night November 30, 2021
Get the Chinese Pablomug. Girl #1: I hooked up with Terry last night…
Girl #2: How was it?
Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!
Girl #2: How was it?
Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!
by p1@typu5 February 6, 2022
Get the Chinese Mulletmug. by John Night November 30, 2021
Get the Chinese Pablomug. by Kevin Tart December 1, 2021
Get the Chinese Pablomug.