Cheesy Chihuahua

Primary: An loud, obnoxious person (yapper), who is also:
1. very tacky, and/or
2. disingenuous or inauthentic -cheesy, a cheese weasel, and/or
3. one who possesses one or more of the traits above and usually is also of short stature. See also napoleon, Short Person Syndrome.

Angela is such a cheesy chihuahua. Did you see how she hijacked the meeting with her loud mouth, took all the credit for the project, and yet actually did nothing contribute?

by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

Angry Chihuahua

When a male fucks a female so extremely hard that when she approaches her orgasm she begins to have a seizure from the pleasure, when she comes to she is extremely pissed because she had a seizure.

My chick last night was so wild I gave her an Angry Chihuahua.

by puffdaddy73 August 7, 2014

wet chihuahua

When you use too much lube while Masturbating and it becomes very slippery.

Yo Mike, yesterday i got a wet chihuahua while masturbating

by n-bomb April 11, 2015

purple chihuahua

(n) the act of doing someone doggy-style and choking him/her until their face turns purple.

I heard Charles gave someone a Purple Chihuahua the other night.

by Commander Bob March 7, 2008

dirty chihuahua

When a guy rubs his thingy in grease until it squeaks while he does the "dirty"!

He had no friends at school, and no one to talk to, so he spent many a night treating his "thingy" to a dirty chihuahua.

by Holli Doyle November 13, 2007

chihuahua hump

The act of humping randoms objects or your friends uncontrollably imitating a chihuahua. Also can be done in groups of friends normally directed towards the groups "douche canoe" or person within a group of friends that is consider to be annoying.

Ryan was being a douche so Red chihuahua humped him.

by Kachuck July 30, 2010

drop-kick chihuahua

Formally known as a purse dog, this is an especially annoying breed of Chihuahua (Mexican Rat). It has an extremely annoying bark and tiny ass body. It will bark for the hell of it and will drive you fucking insane. Their very presence will make you want to pick up their bitch-ass and drop-kick them right over the fence. Basically, it is a hell spawn.

Greg to Bob: "There goes Tina and her drop-kick chihuahua. That thing drives me insane!"

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014