chew and screw

to eat an expensive meal, then skip out on the bill.
I just had a steak dinner at the Four Seasons.

Expensive?.

Nah, I chewed and screwed.
by betty ford May 28, 2005
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Chew Thirty

The Time of the day that calls for a fat dip in your lip
John: Hey mike what time is it?

Mike: It's CHEW Thirty brother! Pack the can
by Buzz Killington III August 01, 2008
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Chew Ride

An event originated and celebrated often by the chew crew of Phillipsburg, NJ. Skoaldiers are assembled and proceed to pack only the best kinds of chew, Skoal Straight and the occasional Skoal Mint. They drive around as long as they need to, talking about...well...chew and life...because outside of those two things nothing else really matters. The end of the chew ride usually results in some type of Halo or alcoholic consumption...or another chew ride.
Once everyone was in the car we packed our cans, threw in hammers, and the chew ride began.
by Just Chew It November 04, 2009
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chewing cloth

variant of camel toe as seen through panties
Her pussy was so hungry, she was chewing cloth!
Her jeans are so tight. she's chewing cloth!
by stoat February 22, 2004
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chew the fat

It is a verb, used in general conversation, in informal conversation. It refers to the act of talking, often rubbish, merely to pass time.

It draws its meaning from the drawn out process of chewing fat from a steak, as it is often a pleasurable experience since it tastes amazing, but also takes up time.
"The bus doesn't come for two hours."

"I guess we'll just chew the fat then."
by Als fremdsprache January 26, 2012
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Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.
"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"
by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008
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Chewing the Wax

When one performs oral on a male while he wears a condom, either to avoid a mouthful of cum or to avoid catching STDs.
I was nervous about giving Eric a blowjob, but chewing the wax ensured I didn't get his syphilis-filled semen in my mouth.
by urbanSocrates January 12, 2018
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