The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner

Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”

by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025

Chernobyl

When a Russian prositute sits on your chest and farts in your mouth.

That Russian chick totally gave him the best Chernobyl ever.

by Tones McGones February 22, 2025

Chernobylized

An object, place, event, etc. that has turned into something that looks like the Chernobyl Disaster, or similar to it.

Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."

by ToastMelon September 26, 2024

chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.

Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.

by jmgmh June 12, 2016

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020

Chernobyl

The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.

—Ey man not sure about going out today, feeling lazy..
—Damn.. Chernobyl! we only live once!

by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018

Chernobyl Booty

When your stomach hurts terribly whilst you need to take a shit, specifically while going to a public function where you cannot safely excrete the fat trucker shit boiling in your vat of dookie acid.

"Goddamnit, I have Chernobyl Booty." says James. "Why don't you just drop a log?" says Harry. "I can't I'm going to work."

by PLEB1 November 6, 2021