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Crank Stankers

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When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.
I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!
by Bhazer May 17, 2023
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Flamin' Chonk Sex

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Sex between two heckin' chonks on fire.
When two Chonks love each other very much, they do the Flamin' Chonk Sex. Hopefully they both finish on time.
by TheySeeMeRowan June 30, 2019
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chink store

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"Hey, swing by the chink store, I need a pack of cigarettes."
by BLeark March 20, 2007
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chunk spelunker

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A man with a propensity for engaging in anal sex with women of grand proportions.
Eddie got so trashed on Friday that he went all chunk spelunker on that 900lb slab of white beef. When he regained conciousness the next morning, he had to pull on the rope to find his way out. He hasn't been the same since.
by respect the teacher August 14, 2009
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Cank Stoochie

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Synonymous to "Stank Coochie". Nether-regions of a female in dire need of freshening.
I must say, I had to take a shower after I first saw this video. Not because I made a mess in my pants, but because my girlfriend at the time threw up on me when she saw all that cank stoochie.
by Darth Detox August 30, 2008
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Chan-Sexual

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Chan sexual means if your first name is Chandler, you only like fat chicks and fireball.
I'm chan-sexual because that chick is hot as fuck and she weighs 4 hundy.
by HardDicks&Airplanes December 12, 2018
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chalk sak

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Don't get them.
They're lame.
Enthusiasts use them for rock climbing.
Make your own.
You will look cooler
"Haha, Gavin is holding his chalk sak while he climbs!"
by Beeeeeny June 26, 2008
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