Jair is a little jerk who talks spanish and goes to JSMS he wears the same hoodies everyday and has no bitches he is very rude and likes the color red and he is popular
by JSMSNAMES May 16, 2022
Get the Jair Castromug. It hasn't been said here yet, but this schmuck of a dictator died on November 25, 2016. He reigned Cuba far too long.
Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Doris: Yo you ever heard of Fidel Castro?
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021
Get the Fidel Castromug. by Not Kin April 9, 2023
Get the Brian Castromug. Some Cuban nigga that can swim from Cuba to Miami and back. Nigga will occasionally have an African disease on his ear.
by Some_asian_dude November 26, 2019
Get the Max Castromug. by MP’s Stool November 18, 2022
Get the The Fidel Castromug. The best male ever created by god (Szymon). His humongous dick and gorgeous face will make you get a lady boner
by Fidel Castro the mafia boss November 30, 2019
Get the Sebastian Castromug. Also known as San Francisco Tickler. Reference to a large Adam's apple believed to increase oral sex enjoyment among gay males
by techb June 26, 2016
Get the Castro Ticklermug.