Anti-Capricorn

A person who defines or calles capricorns dirty stuff and also insult jesus

Anti-Capricorn: A capricorn is a insult here
Me: think about jesus he is also one XD

by Epic man zayden 2 February 5, 2022

Capricorn

Toxic, Alcoholic, Thinks that it's queen of everything, Abusive

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS BITCH 24/7. SHE'S VERY TOXIC. SHE'S DEFINITELY A CAPRICORN

by Imabakedbean February 21, 2024

Capricorn

They have very hard working, realistic, and stubborn (this is not always a bad thing). They tend to do well in school/Caps can be both introverted and extroverted. Capricorns tend to have many goals and have a sense of what they want. Caps are thought to be cold and emotionless but that’s not always true. They need to observe their environment and get a feel of who they like and who they don’t. If you have a Capricorn as a friend, they say you’re lucky and you truly are. They will love you and they’re loyal to you til the end. They are your ride-or-die. If you’ve ever disrespected a Capricorn, they will not hesitate to cut you off. Caps can do this so easily because you have wasted their trust and they dislike you for it. They will not let their emotions get to them. If you have beef with them, you’ll have beef with them forever. They will never speak to you and will act like you don’t exist. If they seek revenge, know that they probably have planned a plan to get back at you to don’t anger a Cap. If you’re their significant other, do everything to be there for them. Don’t leave them on red and make them smile. Treat them as your king/queen but don’t treat them like they’re princes or princesses because they’re so independent. They will love you and treat the relationship as job.

Boy-“She’s really not talking to me.”
Friend-“She’s a Capricorn.”
Boy-“I guess saying her’s dumb was a bad choice.”

by CapricornQueen April 10, 2021

Capricorn

The nice intellegent tinder guy with money who treated you like a girlfriend and would do anything for you but later dumps you because you caught feelings. He maybe ugly ass shit but still have a God complex delicate ego. Likes beer, whiskey, expensive resturants, drives too damn fast, posts random shit on snapchat to get your attention after you *brake up* all the sudden he stops feeling like a grandpa and goes out to parties and what not to piss you off. Leaves on read very often. Mommas boy and wannabe fuckboi

Cancer: damn you really fell for him hu?

Pisces: yeah I fell for that Capricorn ass..

by Capvenushoe May 12, 2018

Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021