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Cannoli chocolato

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.
Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.

Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
by stonydaman May 3, 2021
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Cannoli Dick

When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.
Dude I got cannoli dick!

What tf is that?

I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!
by Pink Mist Brother May 6, 2021
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Transit Cannoli

The transit cannoli is when a passenger or sometimes a conductor on a New Jersey Transit train uses an empty toilet paper roll, lines its inside with toilet paper and then proceeds to fill it with their excrement
I went into the bathroom on a New Jersey Transit train, and sitting on the sink was a fresh transit cannoli
by The New Jerseyan October 4, 2025
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Skin Cannoli

An Italiansasshole. Also known as “flesh cannoli
Luke: Oi cunt have you seen Luigi Abagnale’s fuckin wog doot?

Marty: yeah cunt it’s a proper fuckin skin cannoli!

Luke: faaark cunt

Marty: pass us a fuckin durry cunt
by BarryBingBong February 27, 2025
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Dirty cannoli

Filling a persons vagina or belly button with shit making them stuffed like a chocolatey cannoli
“I heard jim gave your mom a Dirty cannoli last nightuncle Charlie
by Throbbing hood 69 May 27, 2025
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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
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