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Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.
by Joye Styk November 4, 2020
Get the CALF mug.A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
Get the Calfs Nostril mug.A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers
As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!
by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015
Get the calf slapper mug.by Danceywhre February 29, 2016
Get the calf flexing mug.A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.
by Urbocks August 12, 2019
Get the Disco Calf mug.Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.
by piphere September 29, 2013
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