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CALF

Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.
Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.
by Joye Styk November 4, 2020
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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers
As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!
by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015
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calf flexing

A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection
Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing
by Danceywhre February 29, 2016
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Disco Calf

A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.
Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf
by Urbocks August 12, 2019
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Mosher's calf

Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.
"I will have to recover from my mosher's calf before I lock in Falls, but it's a possibility." Sam
by piphere September 29, 2013
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