Crippling Empathy

A Condition where a person's unrestrained empathy overrides their critical thinking. Creating a condition where every thing's feelings and conditions must be taken into account before any action can be made. Vegans & extreme environmentalist's suffer from the worst strain of this disease.

"How can you eat that Lobster?"
"Real easy with butter and lemon."
"People like you make every day Auschwitz for the animals."
"If your crippling empathy makes it hard for you to eat a lobster that's fine. But don't project it on me."

by Emperor Zoltan October 4, 2008

Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019

crippled out

to be depressed/bored, a generally lazy, pissed off mood leading to apathy of great proportions.

1)he was of a crippled out disposition yesterday after missing the bus by three seconds.
2)muchos cripplo amigos
3)i am so crippled out right now

by loveangelmusicbaby December 5, 2004

cripple kid

Chloe Sherman

Chloe Sherman is a cripple kid because her toe moved

by Diane Sherman January 11, 2022

Bitch Cripple

Bitch Crippling is when someone has sex with another person and or rapes them so hard that they cant walk straight and or breaks a limb....hence to be bitch crippled....this can be used in video game terminology too....as an insult it can be used as BC

Ya last night I Bitch Crippled my girlfriend and thats why she's on crutches.

Dude I just was playing a round of COD and I Bitch Crippled everyone in the match.

You better watch yourself before you get BC'd

by Eternius December 17, 2010

Cripple Mode

When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.

"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"

"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017