Cripple cake

a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)

(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?

by aries:) March 31, 2009

Cripple Cracker

A white boy in the suburbs who talks like he's from "da hood" and acts like he's a gangster. They usually look like complete idiots and sound stupid as well.

"Did you see Noah? He's such a cripple cracker! He keeps talking about how he's from the hood and he acts like a gangster!"

by RandomUsername776 January 26, 2019

cripple whipper

cripple whipper is when you find a crippled person a then grab him/her and start hitting people with them to make the people you are hitting also crippled!

Joe pasquarlie didn't like elton john so nipple hair started to cripple whipper peter pan with a cripple the ghandi was not happy so calvin cline kicked him down the stairs.

by kikasskiwi February 18, 2009

Cripple Krabs

A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!

Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!

Bystander 2: Run!

by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.

my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.

by bakertexas October 16, 2008

Cripple-walk

1. A variant of the crip-walk in which the one that is walking does it in a cripple-like fashion.

2. A type of walk that stems down to the days of National Honors Society Class of 2007. It was just a regular day when a fellow tried to do a sharp army turn during the Induction Ceremony practice. In this quick maneuver, the fellow tripped and continued to shuffle his feet in a cripple-walk fashion. His friends watched in awe as he executed the cool move. Thus the Cripple-walk was born.

Hibatchi secretly did the Cripple-walk during the induction ceremony practice and was praised by Yodali for calming her nerves.

by Amacasa July 23, 2007

cripple spot

Any well placed parking stall, near the entrance to a store normally reserved for cripples, who have no business leaving the puzzle factory in the first place.

- Hey, there's a nice spot
- No, I can't park there, it's a cripple spot.

by Maecello Battaglia October 18, 2008