babysitting

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!

by ily4 April 15, 2008

babyshoes

your midget friend

i call my midget friend babyshoes and he calls me horse cock johnson--cause 4 inches is pretty big to a midget

by skankesha December 5, 2003

babystomper

Same meaning as that of kiddieslapper
but with two exeptions:
1) a babystomper can not refer to the sound of the stomp directed at the small child (this would be a babystomp).
2) babystomper generally revers to babies that are no more than 18 months old.

"My stephmother is the designated babystomper in our household"

by hvgellecum November 24, 2006

shhh babys sleeping

phrase said to people who are higher then you are when they ask "whatt?" in the middle of you talking to one of your less high friends. or when you ask them a question and they have no idea what you talking about and again ask "whatttt?".

joe: yo remember when jimmy ate that weird looking cookie? haha
bob:....whattt?
joe:.....shhh babys sleeping.
bob:..wait wha-
joe: SHHHHHH!
bob:.......ok...
joe:SH!
bob:.......
joe: your dumb.
nick:hahahaha.

by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010

Adoption Babysklar for Life

1. The result of an a finalized adoption overturning by a state supreme court. Which leads to:

2. The Adoption Attorney equivalent in denial, same as the Armed Forces denial of Post Stress Syndrome Disorder. Which leads to:

3. Corporate suicide of Adoption Agency See Corporate Suicide in Urban Dictionary

Sociological studies only now determining residual effects.

The truth was there but the adoption attorney hid it under allowance of state statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c, and now this child has an adoption babysklar for life!

by gravy111 November 26, 2010

bbys

An abbreviation of the word babys which is the misspelled version of babies and is used by scene kids who don't care about spelling or grammar, and the fact that we don't care when they post a bulletin about brushing their teeth or going to hang out with "mykulcurbcore" or "amendahxo".

anyways.
let chat it up bbys.
cmnt my pics!

by Alicia Michele March 20, 2007

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012