Pussy by Proxy

The idea that you are entitled to having relations with a specific girl simply because your brother, cousin, best friend, co-worker, fraternity brother (or sorority sister, if that so happens to be your thing), or roommate hit it.

"His little brother in the fraternity called me 'cutey'"
"Why!?"
"I don't know! It was weird because we've never actually spoken."
"Maybe he thought he could get pussy by proxy."
"Pussy by proxy?"
"Yeah, his big brother probably told him that he hit it, so now he wants to as well and thinks it will be easy because he's his little."
"Awkward"

by Cutegirl33 November 28, 2011

anorexia by proxy

Thinking everybody you see, even if actually thin, is fat.

No, those jeans don't make you look fat. She just said it because she has anorexia by proxy.

by M. Blur June 22, 2011

Proxy Gay

A gay person who remains friends with a homophobic person in attempts to improve their view of sexuality and gay people

Julius: I’ve been a proxy gay for Peter for a while now
Geoff: I think Peter is a lost cause
Julius: I can get through to him
Geoff: :/

by Zhango101 April 2, 2021

proxy high

when a person feels high when they havent smoked but have been around people that were smoking

bryan: dude i feel so weird rn

kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high

by totallynotjjne June 14, 2023

Proxy Stalk

To help a friend or coworker obtain information on another person.

Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.

"My buddy wants me to proxy stalk this girl on Facebook since he doesn't want to make an account."

"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."

"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"

by SimpsonsFanatic August 14, 2009

proxy wallpost

A post intended for a large audience yet posted on a single person's wall to appear more genuine. Since proxy wallposts are visible through homepage feeds, one can advertise a trait of oneself that would be construed as bragging if in the form of a status.

Suppose you want to advertise to your friends that you are caring and social. This is impossible to brag about, so instead just find your friend who shares the most mutual friends and write this gem of a proxy wallpost:

"We had such a great time last week! I miss you so much <3"

Soon, everyone you know will see it in their feed. And, unlike a status, no one will call you on it for fear of you playing the None Of Your Business card.

by PaleBlueYacht May 26, 2010

shot proxy

The person that does your shot for you when someone buys you a shot you do not want to drink.

I can't do a shot! I'm driving. Bill is my shot proxy he will do it for me.

by JulieO February 11, 2014