Bed Bunnies

You a couple that don’t do shit outside the bed.
Y’all snuggle n fuck like bunnies

“Yo you think Andy and Lilly are coming out tonight?”
“Naw since they dating they don’t do shit, they lame bed bunnies”

by cminivan March 5, 2019

Bugs bunnied

An unforced error in your personal life - usually associated with romantic endeavors.

Did you hear what happened to Mike? He accidentally invited Jessica over on Valentine’s Day.
Oh man, he really bugs bunnied himself.

by Pond&Pool July 1, 2020

Yeaster Bunnies

The little white toilet paper balls stuck in a Vagina Pussy after she wipes back to front.

I was eating her Vagina pussy & had Yeaster Bunnies stuck to my tongue.

by Edith Puthie January 4, 2022

Lagoon Bunnies

The Lagoon Bunnies are Amphibious. On the surface we see the swimming bunnies and are like "Oh My God, they swim." when in reality the ones that disappear into the depths of the lagoon are not only swimming and breathing but establishing an entire kingdom around a rock with the word "SMUT" engraved on it. they like to decorate this rock with streamers, ribbons, and nets that were lost by us when we tried to catch the swimming Bunnies before they sank down. They call this decoration "STORY ARCS" in their language. the homes of these Merbunnies are known as "Settings" and they live in then happily. unfortunately, there is a battle for the throne of "SMUT" Kingdom and the bunny Named Selfcest is determined to keep it. however, with its rising popularity on the surface, its afraid it will lose once its been ripped from the Lagoon. The Bunny named as THO is secretly waiting in the shadows for their chance to strike, as very few people remember it even exists, yet has all the detail and power of a story because it was written down. This is without the other MerBunnies waiting in the wings with their own ambitions and goals, deeeeep in the Lagoon.

meanwhile one the surface:

Izy: DL, how was your cake today?

DL: Don't try and act sweet servant, you still have 180,000 more words to edit. cracks whip

Ghostie: Also, do you think SAS!Marinette would convince SAS?!Luka she's a telekinetic using Bending spoons? what if she accidently convinces herself with a real spoon and they just stare at spoons the whole day? what if-

Examples:

Dire: "Yo, how's your lagoon bunnies doing?"

Ghostie/Ryn/Izy/Nilsia/Feather/Rafflesia/Mousey: *simultaneously* uhhhhhhhhhh.....

Dire: Ah, I see. Still breeding, huh?

by InkMousey May 11, 2022

take care of the bunnies

To make one's genitals more photogenic.

The Model had to go take care of the bunnies before posing in the nude.

by robot1357 January 1, 2010

Hot-Dog Bunning

Hot-dog bunning is when you stick your dick in between someone's ass cheeks so it looks like a hot dog in a bun.

I was fucking a girl and I wanted to surprise her afterwards, so I squeezed my dick between her ass cheeks and took a picture. She said it sorta looked like a hot-dog. Hot-dog bunning has become a running gag in our house now.

by DeJango March 18, 2014

Bunnicorn

BUHNN • IEH • KOHRN) (Noun)

The bunnicorn is a majestic creature unveiled in 2016. Commonly found eating pancakes and befriending gebra. Known for its tiny horn on it's forehead and large front beaver-like teeth. The bunnicorn is a mixture of the unicorn and bunnies. Some of it's amazing abilities is it's power to attract humans by it's irresistible cuteness, it's acrobatic movement, and be able to do anything a human can and can't do.

"What the heck is that?" Asked Gina looking stunned.
"It's my pet bunnicorn!" Replied Paul obnixiously.

by Pauly Pancakes May 30, 2016