bullshittery 

The understanding that what just occurred in your life was such bullshit

Bro 1: Did anyone see that guy snipe me from across the map?!
Bro 2: That's such bullshittery

bullshittery by mandingz February 25, 2015

bullshitting 

when you really don't want to do something or hang out with someone, so you make up excuses until they leave you alone

girl one: i thought you were supposed to be hanging out with jane today?
girl two: nah, she's bullshitting. she pretended she was sleeping when i called her even though she was on facebook right before.

bullshitting by omnomnoms December 5, 2009

bullshitness 

When a person is tired and fed up of all the bullshit they would recieve from work or people.

I'm just frustrated with the timing and the bullshitness of it all.

bullshitness by meangirl7685 December 12, 2009

Bullshittin' 

wasting time; clownin around

Nigga get yo sweet ass over here nigga quit bullshittin... we gotta dip outta here joe.

Bullshittin' by 74-BOSS September 2, 2005

Bullshiternet 

1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.

(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.

Bullshiternet by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009

bullshinger 

Calling out a belligerent drunk on his blatant lies after you have lied yourself.

Word used to describe a bar patron that can't put two lying sentences together.

To sling drunken yet obvious bull i.e. "oh no I am not drunk I always slur and spill my drinksh."

"Dude, you are such a Bullshinger!"

bullshinger by vter June 13, 2007

Bullshitta 

One who slacks off, lazy, non productive

Are you gunna be a bullshitta this weekend or are we goin to hang out.

Bullshitta by Lib Master February 6, 2010