birthday tool

A person who feels the need to make sure absolutely everyone knows it's THEIR birthday. These people will constantly remind everyone they make eye contact with, and count down through their facebook statuses several days in advance. Even though everyone has a birthday, they feel that theirs is somehow equivalent to a national holiday.

Birthday tools can easily be spotted by dramatic ensembles, including fluffy tiaras, an excessive amount of balloons, cakes, etc.

Birthday tool: ZOMG MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS!!!!1!!!1!
Normal Person: ...Cool.

on actual date of birthday:
Birthday tool: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Normal person: Too bad you announced that 8 times already.

by i.have.no.name. November 4, 2009

Birthday Caird Pish

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.

Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!

by Craiglang May 9, 2022

Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you

Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!

by Goldmatch May 3, 2014

happy birthday sophia

its my best friend sophias birthday today

dude happy birthday sophia

by Tea sis 89 May 19, 2019

Emerald Birthday

Your emerald birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month.

This year is my emerald birthday, im turning 12 on the 3rd of December!

by that one ariana grande stan March 9, 2022

uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex

Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week

by AmK11 March 15, 2017

the birthday massacre

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.

The Birthday Massacre is playing a show soon.

by VKX April 28, 2005