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bedtime vape

bedtime vape - is when you always, ALWAYS get the urge that you need hit your vape before you go to sleep.
hey chad, can you hand me my vape so i can hit it to do my bedtime vape sesh i need it to go to sleep bruh, i got to have it.
by amoneydollasign October 30, 2023
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Chinks' bedtime

Not a specific time but represents an unearthly hour when gamblers, fueled by caffeine and pornography, decide to buy or sell Bitcoins once the investors in the Far East have ceased trading.
Hey Martin, are you going to bed? No, I'm staying up till Chinks' bedtime, I've got 50 Bitcoin to sell.
by Lancet Fluke May 21, 2017
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set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".
guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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breadwifed

Derives from 'breadwife' meaning girlfriend. Breadwifed is when someone starts spending an large amount of time with a girlfriend.
"I cant believe how breadwifed Trigger has become"
by Will Satterthwaite June 5, 2005
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Bedtime Babies

Slang for stains on the bedsheet. Implies that the owner of said bedsheets has masturbated while in bed.
I found bedtime babies in my roommates bed!!
by UNHEuphkid April 4, 2004
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Besties with Breasties

The term used when a male has a female best friend or friends.
T: Hey man, is that your girlfriend?

M: No dude, she is one of my Besties with Breasties.
by Kookookachooahahachoo#2 May 28, 2011
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Bedtime Story

The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.
Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"

Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
by Ngoc8r February 12, 2007
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