brazilian stew

When a man sharts diarrhea into a woman's mouth then proceeds to ejaculate in the same mouth, without disruppting the diarrhea, and finally stirs the substance with his penis

Let's try the Brazilian Stew tonight, I'll try not to get it on your hair this time.

by Hubert Kumberdale November 5, 2014

brazilian starfish

A style of pubic hair removal of the butthole region using wax and hot peppers, traditionally using the Brazilian starfish pepper.

"Hey becky I heard Jennifer got a Brazilian starfish for spring break, her butthole is still on fire"

by evvdogg May 11, 2018

Brazilian Smoothie

The act in which a man vomits and shits in a woman's vagina or asshole and then penetrates it. After he fucks her vagina for about 5 minutes, he then sucks it out and spits it onto her tits and into her mouth. If it is spit into the mouth, she gargles it.

Dude, this escort did the Brazilian Smoothie with me and it was so gross.

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

Brazilian Blowhole

The practice of putting a small of cocaine on a butthole, and farting it into a partners nostrils.

"I totally gave your sister a Brazilian Blowhole last night.. She said it smelled like shitty coke."

by Captain Dipshit 2 October 20, 2012

Brazilian Flopper

"Brazilian Flopper" also known as professional Brazilian football player "Neymar" is a term joked by many football fans and social media for Neymar's outrageous dives while playing professionalized football. It is also known to be criticizing him for overreacting on a dive, even though it could be a minor dive, thinking that Neymar would be "overreacting".

John: Do you know who ghosts in Saudi and is a Brazilian Flopper?

Chris: Who is it?
John: ITS THE BRAZILIAN NEYMAR!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023

Brazilian Bonfire

When you ignite the pubes of a dead bitch to warm up her pussy in preparation for sex.
(you may also fuck while still lit)

Bro I just did a Brazilian bonfire last night it was litty.

by brazilianpro69 May 1, 2023

brazilian brewery

When you insert a funnel into a woman's vagina and pour an alcoholic beverage of your choice into the funnel, and you proceed to have her pee the booze back into your mouth.

Me and my girlfriend were pretty drunk last night and we used the last of our whiskey to make a Brazilian Brewery.

by Anal-devastator June 16, 2014