A man obsessed with the phrase “ballsack”. He loves kissing his friends goodnight and going the extra mile in school. His parents are Paul Beaney and Bobbie Thompson. Bobbie is now with a disabled man named Shawn. Shawn loves grilling while practicing tricks in his wheelchair. Shawn also is a top 5 player in wheelchair basketball. Braden really loves doing anything for his friends, even if it is considered homosexual. His first and last name is considered a meme. He also loves mooing, who he learned from Shane Smith.
by Doctor Sexman November 29, 2019
Braden is a jenerous caring boy who would stand up for his girlfriend. People called Braden’s girlfriend would be called Skye.
by Skye is pretty June 08, 2019
He uses his middle name (Braden) instead of his real name, because it’s a family name. He’s complicated. If you like him, you head WILL get confused. Does he like you... or not? He try’s to act cool, like Jim from the office, and you soon find out that 40 other people like him too. Shit.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
by person6769 December 08, 2018
A short hairy male with an extremely long, and thick picket of pubes. This person also only fucks fat girls, whales, or sea cows. Also known as Pubert, Peu-b-sneak, Pubes McGee, Pube Master 5000, Pube master 3000. X pubed (volume of a cube), Pube-asuarasrex, Hefty Humper, Round Bound Pounder, Tubby Hubby, Tubby Humpy, Flab Nabber. This person also smokes a ton of weed and doesnt think before he says anything. They are known to be Homo for Romo.
by Black Asshole January 07, 2012
A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.
Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.
by themaidofawesome January 07, 2012
He's a caydence type of guy.He might be shy to admit his crush but eventually he will.He is a blond with blue eyes.He is very smart.
by Cruahing❤️ March 14, 2017
a funny ass lookin kid who loves his cat max, he wants to boof max"s head, also he loves to play shove the glow in the dark ping pong up his ass with his brother mitch and see how far it goes. he thinks hes a BIG DOG.
by Braden55555 December 26, 2010