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Turd in the Chili Bowl 

(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.
Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!
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jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

There’s a Poser in the punch bowl! 

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.
The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl
*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

family bowl-ing 

the act of smoking any substance(s) with and while family is in town for celebrations, holidays, etc. out of a "bowl" or a "piece."
"I'm so glad we took this time from our family reunion for family bowl-ing. It's so nice to have you guys in town."
family bowl-ing by nikrainz March 6, 2010

bowl of insecurities 

KAYLA: "hey girl, wanna hit this bowl of insecurities??"

BRITTNEY: "no way, i'd rather have some confidence in a can ((alcohol))!!"

indiana bowl 

Process of placing weed on the top of a cashed bowl
Bro. Indiana bowl, bro. Bro?
indiana bowl by Radmanties January 7, 2016