John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.

Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.

by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023

deep sea boating

The act of motorboating a females lady parts.

Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.

That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.

by captain pfbfbfbf January 8, 2014

Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

by MLTZER September 22, 2009

Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.

Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.

by Brownie CH October 18, 2008

boycoating

Boycotting winter by refusing to wear a coat despite the negative temperatures.

It may be damn cold outside but I'm boycoating until it warms up.

by triciathedish December 9, 2008

Sail Boating

Blowing on boobs.

I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!

by Letsgeauxmunging2night November 14, 2009

Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.

Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!

by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010