Blondsessed

A person who is obsessed with blond people

A: Dude, I love blondes! They're like okndjsnfcjdksv the most handsome guys in the whole world!
B: LOL you're blondsessed

by littlefighter July 30, 2011

get blended

similar to get scraped, like get owned, only more original and implies more violence then just a scrape.

X: im going to win

Y: yeah right.!

**X wins**

X: get blended!

by mwahahahaha (; September 3, 2010

does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013

Mercedes Bends

From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.

She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.

by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015

the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best

the bends kicks fucking ass

by matt August 6, 2004

main bleds

A term used to describe a male/female relationship that is entirely non intimate, usually because they enjoy anothers company but have no physical attraction to one another, they are involved in other romantic relationships or, one finds the other attractive and the other is just being polite. A main bled can expect the negative aspects of a romantic relationship, i.e having to go shopping, emotional baggage or attending sporting events, without the sexual gratification. Main Bleds are the opposite of Friends With Benefits.

Example A
Dude 1 - Hey, you and Sarah are pretty close, are you friends with benefits?

Dude 2- Nah, we're just Main Bleds

Dude 1- Oh, sorry to hear it

Example B

Dude - Hey, fancy going for a drink later?

Chick - Erm, you're not really my type, we could be main bleds?

Dude - I'll pass.

by Kyle891 June 15, 2008

Tripple Blend

The mixture of 3 types of ingredients to make the ultimate smoking sensation. Mixture includes:
1. 2008 Mull
2. 2007 Fill
3. Chronic Bud

Stick Man taking a puff "Gee Shez, this joint is unreal, what does it consist of?"
Shez "Its the ultimate Tripple Blend"

by Tripple Blender February 25, 2009