A black man in a rainstorm

A universal analogy that can be used in any situation. It means everything and nothing.

Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.

Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.

by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

crazy black man

n. A natural defense possessed by black males. Described by Richard Pryor as a false demeanor that members of said species employ when provoked, characterized by:

a) shouting in a high pitched voice
b) profanity-laced rant
c) threatening stare
d) puffing out of chest
e) brandishing of weapon(s), either real or fake

Crazy black man is a result of a black male who wishes to avoid confrontation because he either knows he will lose if a physical struggle were to ensue, or he is certain that the other party will succumb to his commands without much trouble. If applied correctly, 'crazy black man' will scare most white people. Mafiosi are immune to 'crazy black man'. If a black male uses this defense against another black male, a nigga moment will most likely take place.

I busted into the office with a cap gun, screaming 'Gimme my money motherfuckers!' Doing my best crazy black man impression. That shit usually scares whitey to death.

by spoot July 24, 2007

wide black man

the summoner of satan, wide black man is the mortal enemy of sArAmTaCoJeSUs and will always be widest and the blackest of them all.

oh no, it looks like wide black man has summoned the satan now i will be in the not live, rip

by sArAmTaCoJeSUs February 19, 2019

negro black man

Noun
A double niggative describing that one white guy who tries to immerse himself in black culture.

White Guy #1: Ay yo homie, wanna go smoke weed at Kentucky Fried Chicken after some ballin'?
White Guy #2: Shut up Timothy, stop being a Negro Black Man. We all know you ain't black.

by The-Penetrator May 12, 2016

Arrest that black man

Bro shut up you are black
dont talk to me negro

Jamal: *eating ice cream innocently*
Caucasian male: *gets shot*
Old man Jenkins : “ARREST THAT BLACK MAN! GODDAMN NIGGER!”

by susmogus August 1, 2022

Scary Scary Black Man

The adult version of the boogeyman. The scary scary black man can be seen lurking the streets in the wee hours of the morning preying on the fearful and light skinned. Has been known to steal car stereos as well as bicycles.

A wise man once told me to always check your closet for the scary scary black man before going to bed!!

by Dr. Waterdoo July 28, 2011

smack a black man

to go for a ride, often in a car.

1: hey greg, would you like to go smack a black man?
2: why yes, i often enjoy smacking black men.

by 4everful March 10, 2008