Bif Dump

The act of defecating a colossal mass due to the prior night's hearty meal of Chile Con Carnee and Horchata Drink consisting of Mexican tap water.

Greg: Hey Rick? What you do LAst night?

Rick: Jimmy had a sleepover.

Greg: Were you the first to fall asleep?

Rick: Damn skippy.

Greg: What were the consecuences?

Rick: Well, Jimmy shoved his mom's dildo up my ass. But when I woke up and took it out I took a Bif Dump all over his fuken room and everybody in it=D how was u'r night?

Greg: oh thats nice...

well i raped a sweedish tranny and dumped her body in the neighbors pool...but other than that it was pretty chill

by the booty bandit April 02, 2009

Bif Dif Triffle

A Bif Dif Triffle is similar to a Neeg Nogg in that it is used to describe something incredibly cute. However, it isn't limited to dogs

Oh wow what a cute Bif Dif Triffle you have! Can I pet it?

by cutt1efish December 29, 2020

Biffed

So this is a type of person also knows as a lagmonster that lags severely on all games

John: I’m lagging like a biffed
Peter: I know fix your internet you biffed or we have no chance of getting the victory royales.

by Lagmonster6969 November 28, 2018

Biffed

To not be bothered with something

"Awww man, I can't be biffed."

by rosaline rose August 23, 2021

Biffing

Biffing, is the act of a dominant other ramming a long metal tube up your butt, and pumping blue ooze into your blood stream. This is not a sexual act.

Mr. Biffit, spent his whole summer biffing all the boys at summer camp.

by Mr.biffit May 05, 2024

bif slam

A fetish that involves having a large woman drop her bif on you as an act of foreplay

"Oh, you like that? How heavy is it? You like it when I bif slam you, don't you?"

by meek105 June 26, 2012

BIF

"Before I forget". Telling someone something before you get distracted again and forget about it completely.

BIF, can you please start the rice cooker before I come home.

BIF, please hang up the laundry.

by lildumpling November 02, 2021