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Bernard Montgomery

One of the most, if not the most infamous British general of WWII, well known for being able to defeat the near unstoppable German general Erwin Rommel in the North Africa Front, thanks to his competent planning and good usage of the resources he had.

Montgomery continued to fight in Europe as well after clearing out North Africa, and was also successful on the Western Front despite the failures of 'Operation Market Garden'.

He was nicknamed 'Monty' and 'The Spartan General'.
"Erwin Rommel met his match after Bernard Montgomery joined the North Africa Front."
by Dumb Historian July 29, 2020
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Bernardo

Bernardo is an special type of Chad, they commonly inhabit spaces close to alcohol distribution centers hunting for their next prey. Bernardos have developed an special talent to lower their targets defenses consisting on improvised comedy upon their victims clothing style, work and academic background. one a Bernardo starts talking the prey is more or less doomed, if they are unlucky enough to belong to his desired age group, the possibility of leaving pregnant is sky high.

never, never, never allow a Bernardo sleep in your home, your life without kids will come to an end
how the fuck did you get pregnant so fast?
I went to the liquor store for some beer and this funny guy comes in and then I remember nothing.
shit girl, you should check ID before start chatting, I bet you crossed a Bernardo
by JujitsuParrot November 22, 2021
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Dean Bernardini

Bassist for alt. rock band Chevelle, replacement for Joseph Loeffler. Joined the band before their release of the album Vena Sera. His playing style is unique, as he switched from drums to bass, so his style is very percussive, which goes brilliantly with Chevelle's lurching, bassy style. Quite possibly the best bassist there is today, as his unique style blends so expertly with the rest of the music, setting a strong foundation for the guitar and vocals.
If I could be any bassist, I would be Dean Bernardini. Just look at that beard!
by mortundead January 28, 2014
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Mr Bernard

A nice, friendly , intelligent guy with huge amounts of knowledge of English. He have many friends, loves Egypt and is going to be an astronaut by his fortune teller.
Mr Bernard is cool and loves space and astronomy
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John Bernard

John Bernard is Pogi na gwapo pa
by anonymous October 19, 2021
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San Bernardino

People like to exaggerate about how bad it really is. Just stay in the north area and you'll be just dandy.
I've been living in San Bernardino all my life
by Surfingbird June 20, 2011
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Rancho Bernardo High School

The worst, boring, strict ass high school you will ever go to. The majority of this high school consist of stuck up bitches who think there better then everyone and smart asians. I'm so glad I'm leaving soon because this is the lammest high school you will ever go to. Good luck to anyone transfering here. Anyways.... FUCK YOU RANCHO BERNARDO HIGH SCHOOL!
bob I love Rancho Bernardo High School!

me go fuck yourself

bob its not tuesday yet.
by cuntballsfish July 28, 2012
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