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Bedoism

Bedoism is a religion of worshiping The great Bed. The great Bed is the Bed that you sleep on every night. When you go into a Bedroom do you sit in a chair, or on a desk? No. And there are so many good things you can do in a Bed. A Bed is just a great thing, and it's about time we give back. So people who are Bedodists have certain rituals and follow Book of Bed.
Child: "Is she Catholic?"
Parent: "No, honey! She's a Bedodist. She studies the practice of Bedoism."
Child: "Ohhh, mom I want to learn about "Bedoism "
by Emma Chaput February 11, 2009
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Bedroom shoes

Shoes worn by your partner for indoor sexual activities. Will never see the outside world or touch the earths soil.
Dude 1: Hey Chad, I saw your chick buy a pair of sexy eight inch heels last week. How can she walk in those man?
Dude 2: She doesn't walk anywhere in them. They're bedroom shoes dude!
by Rabanelli April 23, 2014
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Bedroom Intruder

A gansta man from the ghetto with a colorful sense of humor who got rich off a news story and moved his family outta the ghettos. A ghetto witness.
"Well, obviously we have a rapsist in... Linkin Park. We gun find you, so you can run and tell that, home home homeboi." -Bedroom Intruder Man
by Bluestream October 10, 2010
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bedroom gangsta

Usually a white or Asian male who maintains a very dull appearance and demeanor by day (e.g Michael Bolton from Office Space), but once in the bedroom, adopts a very belligerent, profane attitude and language towards his female partner, thus acting and sounding like a "gangsta".
"Yeah man, I heard Andy's all bedroom gangsta and shit. His girlfriend told me the other day he was wearing a doo-rag in bed, telling her 'clothes off, ass up, face down, bitch!'"

"You mean accounting-non-fat-soy-mocha-Andy??"

"Werd"
by JoshS September 3, 2006
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bedouin soundclash

Bedouin Soundclash is a Canadian rock band from Toronto. They originated as a college band at Queen's University in Kingston. Their sound can be described as a mix of reggae and rock. Some influences frequently cited by the band are The Police, The Clash and Bob Marley.

The band consists of vocalist and guitarist Jay Malinowski, bassist Eon Sinclair and drummer Pat Pengelly.

The band released its debut album, Sounding a Mosaic, in 2004. That album's single "When the Night Feels My Song" was the band's breakthrough single on Canadian radio, charting in the Top 10 on CFNY and gaining airplay on commercial radio stations throughout Canada in the summer of 2005. Also that summer, Bedouin Soundclash appeared on the Vans Warped Tour bill.
person1: hey did you hear that new BSC song?
person2: ...
person1: i know!! it is simply too good for words.
person2: yaa! canadian rock bands are amazing!! i love bedouin soundclash!
by HarveysPimp September 20, 2005
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bedonkadonk

adj. large, round
usually used to describe an woman's ass
see junk in the trunk
My girl's got a nice bedonkadonk ass.
by Hackster March 4, 2004
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bedroom eyes

eyes that are big, dreamy, sultry, bold, and seductive, and are so beautiful that when someone looks into them, they get lost inside.
that man has bedroom eyes
ohhhh boyyyyyyy :)
by blaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh October 9, 2007
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