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annoying at heart, always knows the funny thing to say. sometimes dirty minded. Can make ur day within an instant.
benji by unkown 567 May 16, 2022
A Benji is a poop so big that it clears out the family room. A Benji deuce clogs the toilet and has the most powerful scent of any poop. A Benji always comes from a girl.
How was your night with Cailey?
It was good, except when I woke up this morning I found out she took a benji in my toilet. Not cool.
Benji by That man’s kitchen July 23, 2022
benji is the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet. he has these intoxicating brown eyes, and this sweet reactive smile, and boy, this contagious laugh. he’ll have you head over heals instantly. though all the benjis may not be the same, this one in particular is perfect. he makes you so happy. always. he will never leave you and will love you for infinity. you with love him with all your heart and won’t be able to stop. you’ll be so intoxicated in his love. it’s crazy how beautiful he is. his brown hair is perfect, and he will make you so happy. his love is so beautiful. he will make you the happiest girl in the world. now this benji, i’m talking about, is mine. nobody else’s. i hope you find your benji. and when you do keep him forever, never let him go.
“benji is so perfect i love him so much
benji by omgg12345 January 14, 2023
Benji is the most cool and awesome and hot and the best person ever. He is so much better than anyone named Ben or Benjamin, because he’s just built different. Everyone should want to date him. He’s got hazel eyes, brown longish hair, and is kinda fat, but he’s still hot
Dammm that guy is so cool. He must be named Benji
Benji by Ballerji6969 February 10, 2023
A penjiman but shortened for comedic uses and quick puffingtons
Blud: slime u got benji?
Slime: yoooooooo
*huge dap*
Benji by SimonCrane March 20, 2024
A smackington, Penjamin, blinkington used for a puffington
Blud: yo you got benji?
Slime: yoooooooo
*huge dap*
Benji by SimonCrane March 20, 2024