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Bella Swan

1. A character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight

2. A pretty swan

3. A random act of clumsiness or stupidity
3. I pulled a Bella Swan today and accidentally went flying over the sofa.
Bella Swan by diddly oop November 2, 2006

Bell school 

The most privileged school in CPS, mostly consists of rich white kids who all wear nike and adias. The options kids are cool but all wear cool alternative clothes and have cool alternative clothes. The school treats everyone like they are in the 1st grade, they also pressure everyone to get into getting into the best high schools. The workload is about 4 hours of homework, this much work leads to burnout, anxiety, depression, and eating disorders. The school likes to act like it totally didn’t abuse the deaf population of its schools since the beginning by making every student go to a total of 1 ASL class. Literally everyone throughout all of CPS hates our students and teachers because the school makes all the teachers and kids egotistical maniacs. The school is actually hell
Person- Oh u go to Bell school?
Me-Yeah
Person- no wonder you look like a piece of white bread and you know ASL

Bella Swan

1. A necrophiliac who is also very clumsy. May or may not be insane saying that vampires sparkle. Also has been known to have bestiality with a wolf. If you see her run very far away.

2. A girl closely related to Mary Sue, they might be twins.
OMG is that Bella Swan? Run away!!!!!!

I think I'm going to do a Bella Swan and bang some dead dudes and wolves.
Bella Swan by goanddie April 16, 2010

bolli stoli 

a cocktail made of bollinger champagne and stolichnaya vodka. Made famous by the British series Absolutely Fabulous
Patsy darling, do you want a cocktail? Bolli? Stoli? Bolli Stoli?
bolli stoli by Eddie September 25, 2003

bell smoke 

the steam generated from profuse and violent sexual congress between two gentlemen. See Mark Dixon
"Christ you can smell the bell smoke"
bell smoke by Karlos August 15, 2003

bell shaft 

Someone who is being annoying or stupid. Basically being called a penis!
Person 1- "Stockholm is in germany"
Person 2- Oh my god! what a bell shaft!
bell shaft by Chrissy H May 15, 2006