making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 24, 2020

polar bear jerkoff

A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.

My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.

by Dick Smoothers April 09, 2015

Polar bear in a snowstorm

Something that is hard to find

Finding a job is like trying to find a polar bear in a snowstorm

by Hippo12 August 11, 2011

polar bear pussy

A mint white chocolate liquor shot.

1 part Crater Lake vodka
1 part Godiva white chocolate liqueur

0.5 part Rumpleminze
Can be served as a shot or martini.

Yo that polar bear pussy is minty!

by 28 day cycle November 29, 2013

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson July 25, 2008

bi-polar bear

1. (adj) a person who has bi-polar disorder but who is also really, really adorable.

2. (n) a Bi-sexual polar bear

"Joe is my bi-polar bear. He may be crazy but I love him so much!"

"Oooh there I've spotted the rare bi-polar bear. Bi people are greedy. It's like pick a damn side and stay there."

by alisia September 20, 2006

polar bear butt

a rear end that is large and rounded, almost heart shaped, like a polar bear's. Usually found on overweight or chubby men.

Did you see that guy's ass? It's freakin' huge! He totally has polar bear butt.

by Anonymous7895037893274 August 08, 2008