beansing

To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above

- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.

by jaselol January 14, 2010

weenie beanie

A condom

"Yo Ima gotta drop bye 711 do get a weenie beanie and then we'll get it on"

by omiki April 15, 2009

beanie

fit/buff girl

blud,i linkd bare beanies.dem was buff!

by me August 25, 2003

beanie

a hat usually worn by skaters

haha hat..look at my hat it rocks

by dead_x_star November 19, 2003

Beanie

A Scottish word for grandmother.

The definition of an incredible woman.

What are you doing today?

Going to my Beanie's house!

OH MY GOSH!!! You're so lucky!!!

by xxpseudonymxx September 18, 2012

beanie sigel

best rapper in the world

its the ROC! State Prop Chain Ganggg

by PHILLY JOE September 18, 2004

beanie wash

beanie wash is a function performed by that old toothless hag that can't even afford dentures. This lady can be seen at your local truck stops and at any certain deserted street corner. She may look 60 but is actually only 40. Twenty years older than age looked is a given. She has led a hard life and will perform beanie wash's for anyone. The beanie wash it's self is the gurgling of one's balls in her toothless mouth. Similar to a good tea baggin.

I went down to the truck stop and got me sum naner naner puddin, once i left, i stopped der' out back near dat der' fancy calling machine and got me a good beanie washin from some good lookin gal without dentures.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 14, 2009