Turd Beanie

The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.

Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.

by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010

slippery beanie

When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).

" I caught Aaron and Gary doing a slippery beanie in the shower yesterday morning."

by Babyguts January 31, 2014

beanie leptons

produced from the weak interactive force between them and us physics students

Tay and Oscar: "we do physics"
goth beanie:"ew"
*air fills with beanie leptons*

by #needmeabeanie March 20, 2023

beanie rips

Nugs of coke - you rip

I need a bean riiiper or a beanie rips

by El el fetches May 23, 2021

emo beanie

A beanie for emo's. Bangs are swept casually to the left and peak out from under the beanie. The key is to let one, and only one eye show from beneath the hair/beanie combination.

Hey Marven, how can you walk with that emo beanie pushing all the bangs even farther into your face?

by adenine love July 3, 2006

little beanie

most beautiful girl in the world

she is such a little beanie

by mikalya April 14, 2008

Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.

Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.

by ANervousGuyWithoutConfidence July 22, 2019