Bartley

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.

1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)

2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)

3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)

by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022

barley fever

n. Sexual desire encouraged by light or moderate alcohol intake, specifically beer or lager. Not to be confused with with the embarrassing carnal instincts of those who are completely pissed as they are rendered incapable, men suffer the brewer's droop.

Big girl in the red dress, she's just trying to impress us
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.

Song by The Stranglers, 1976.

by norfolkboy September 12, 2006

Bartle dont

The opposite of Bartle doo. Means don't do it. Or not

Should I eat Obamas face?

Bartle dont

by Brettroberts January 15, 2011

barler

A Barler is a white, cis man, often old or middle aged. This is an offensive slur against white men. The term derived from their overuse of the white man's favorite beverage, beer. Barley is in beer, therefore making old white men "barlers."

"Hurry Sally! Lock the car doors! A creepy Barler is coming!"

by maslol December 1, 2020

Barlow

Underage drinker and smoker that often cannot remember the night before

Random guy: Oi You're fucking wrecked Barlow
Barlow: Yeah I am, but at least im not mankey like you!
Random G: ahaha Bullets

by Cabbarmassie April 29, 2008

Joel Barlow High School

The fucking worst place in the world. Nobody likes anyone. Nothing happens. 1 or 2 fights per year. 10 non white kids per grade if you're lucky. Shitty ass walls that looks like someone painted it all pink, then shit and pissed on the whole thing.

Me: "I go to Joel Barlow High School."
Rest of Fairfield County: "Poor ass bitch."

by Fuck_Connecticut May 12, 2016

Bartlow

Bartlow is the last name of a person that knows what's what. In some countries, like the USA, they are regarded as royalty and should be. When you get 2 or more together, the more the better, then the possibilities are endless. Most are available for parties and bar mitzvahs upon request.

Man, that person is awesome, they must be a Bartlow.

by Oramatron March 9, 2009