Barnie

That completely retarded "dinosaur" that you watched as a kid and thought he was his friend until you figured out there was cocaine in his tail.

Barnie was terrifying because he was on crack

by qu33r b0i November 25, 2017

Barnies

Term referred in Planetside for the Vanu Sovereignty (for their color).

Shit! We are getting zerged by the barnies!

Damn barnies are fucking cheap with their mag-mowers.

by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004

Barner

A large percentage of the fan base for the Auburn Tigers football team located in Auburn, AL. These fans are arrogant, ignornat, extremly biast, jealeous & unrealistic. Barners will praise their team & tell you they are the best team in the Nation as long as their winning, even if it is against 1-AA teams. But if they lose, a Barner will make every excuse possible & boo their own players. Barners truley hate the Alabama Crimson Tide, but envy them at the same time because they wish their team could do what the Tide does. In the eyes of a Barner the Crimson Tide can do no right, if they win it is because they cheated, the refs gave them the game or the opposing team "let" them win. Even if the Crimson Tide is undefeated & ranked #1 in all 3 major polls, a Barner will tell you that the Crimson Tide is the worst team in the Nation, that they are overrated, they cheat, they lie & that their schedule is weak. Most Barners are more concerned with what the Alabama Crimson Tide is doing than their own team.

BARNER = "Im A AUBURN FAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE! WE ARE REBUILDING! WE WILL BE BACK GIVE THEM TIME THEY IMPROVED FROM LAST YEAR WE JUST HAVE NO DEPTH ON DEFENSE ! OUR OFFENSE IS MESSING UP WITH THE PENALTIES LET THE ADJUST WE WILL BE BETTER NEXT YEAR FOR SURE! ALABAMA HAS DEFENSE THATS IT FLORIDA IS GONNA WHUP THAT ASS THE ONLY OFFENSIVE WEAPON YAHL HAVE IS INGRAM! mCELROY BLOWS ASS AND YAHL ARE NOT A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND YAHL WILL NOT WIN IT HANDS DOWN! I PROMISE AND YOU NOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU LIL HEART HAHA SO LIVE IT UP WHILE YOU CAN"

by DatDude2101 November 16, 2009

Fart Barrier

The fantastic adventure movie featuring Harrison Ford, Denzel Washington, Kevin Costner, and others. In a flatulent fantasy wonderland, Ford traverses the complexities of real relationships by determining the best time to drop his first audible and smellable fart in the presence of his one true love.

Dude, Indiana Jones was cool, but 'Fart Barrier' was Harrison Ford's best movie.

by The Poopetrator December 13, 2018

Boner-Brain Barrier

When your boner takes over thinking for your brain. Similar to the Blood-Brain Barrier where only certain substances can pass through to the brain. The Boner-Brain Barrier doesn't allow any thoughts to be processed from the brain since they are all processed from the highly sophisticated thinking center of the penis. This can result in making illogical decisions and having regrettable sexual experiences.

Hey, why'd you make-love to that 350lb manatee last night.

Three words, man... "Boner-Brain Barrier"

by The definer2017 February 4, 2012

heterosexual man barrier

A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.

The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

Barnie

A slang term for girl like babe or bae mostly used in Nigeria

Bruv that BARNIE is cute af

by Xamii September 7, 2018