When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.
Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.
by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006
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I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.
by 4Tay January 30, 2009
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"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."
by slabberjabber April 25, 2010
Get the Starving Barber mug.When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.
POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.
POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.
by Filo da puta March 20, 2021
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