Banker's bonus 

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.

I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.

Banker's bonus by dvae the hat January 19, 2010

banker's hammock 

Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.

As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"

Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"

Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."

banker's hammock by Horndog42 August 5, 2010

Bankser 

a snivelling excuse for a human being, who often violates the mothers of the retarded and obese women. Can often be heard to be telling 'bankser stories'. these stories are often short, shit and lead to nothing. A bankser can be recognised usually by its poor grasp of the comeback, often trying to counter banter or abuse with the sayings 'twice' or 'good one'. A bankser possesses a warped grasp on reality, believing that the match sticks that support its feeble frame are indeed massive and the biggest legs anyone has ever seen.

your such a bankser!! twice??

Bankser by tastylicious December 11, 2010

bankistan 

a nickname for bankstown, a notorious area in sydney which is densely populated with middle-eastern migrants.

that guy has a mullet, he must be from bankistan.

bankistan by lek shuuuu December 21, 2010

Bankito

A company created by a few elementary schoolers and got scammed by a billionaire then went bankrupt after the ceo went missing. He then was caught hanging out with girls in spain.

CEO:Yo this chinese billionaire's gonna invest in my company!
Me: whats the name of the company?
CEO: Bankito
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.

Bankito by Omaewakoshindeiru August 17, 2020

Bankey 

A person typically 7 to 14 years old who watches media like: Battle For Dream Island, Logo/Windows evolutions and goanimate/vyond youtube videos. Usually bad grammar and can't argue but only uses insults and tries to be mature on the internet. Groups of them roam around on websites like BonziWORLD and Sometimes Discord. This can be a result of being neglected by family and or parents, or child abuse, sometimes even both at once.

Quit spamming your Klasky Csupo Logo Evolution Videos you fucking 10 year old Bankey!

Bankey by JyXDD June 13, 2021

bankless 

Encapsulating the ire society feels towards their banking institutions and redirecting that energy into a positive, innovative, and freedom-oriented way of life. Giving people confidence to consider new paradigms, and open their mind to the possibilities and benefits of a decentralized world.

Also: a newsletter, podcast, and a movement to onboard a billion people into crypto.

Noun: "I'm going bankless bruh, I'm tired of Wells Fargo's bullshit."

Verb: "Bro I'm bankless, what the fuck is an overdraft fee?"

bankless by 6975.eth July 14, 2022