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Awesomistic

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Something or someone that is awesome and optimistic at the same time. Excited
Example 1: She was very awesomistic when it came to living a happy life.
Example 2: The team was very awesomistic during the basketball game tonight.
by BHALEY SMITH November 30, 2021
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Ausmosis

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The term used to describe when autistic people engage in sexual intercourse.
Hey look at that couple they look so happy together.

Do you think they’ve had ausmosis?
by vulture actual April 19, 2023
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ASSMOSIS

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/ˈæs·moʊ·sɪs/
colloquial; pathological hygiene myth

Definition:
The delusional belief that standing in shower water alone effectively cleans the human anus, negating the need for direct contact, soap, or scrubbing. Most commonly found in adult males raised in environments where touching one’s own ass is considered a gateway to eternal damnation or mild gay panic.
“Yo, I ain’t tryna go near my hole like that, bro. The water gets it.”
"Bro that's not hygiene...That's assmosis."
by Faceofadeadstar July 21, 2025
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