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Average Penis

The average penis is anywhere from 5-6.5 inches in length and 4.5-5 inches in girth (around, circumference) when erect. Flaccid length varies, so any measurements of a flaccid penis doesn't really reveal any information.
Friend 1: I am sad because my penis is only 5 inches long!

Friend 2: Man, don't worry, nerves in women usually only go about three inches past the vaginal opening, there's a reason most men are 5-6 inches long- any more is practically a waste of space! It's fine, you have an average penis.

Friend 1: Yay! Also, I'm only 3 inches around!

Friend 2: Well, that just sucks.
by girth_brooks February 14, 2010
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Avenged Sevenfold

Avenged Sevenfold (commonly shortened to A7X) are a hardcore/metal rock band that originate from Huntington Beach, California. They currently have released four albums, "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet" (2001), "Waking the Fallen" (2003), "City of Evil" (2005) and "Avenged Sevenfold" (2007) while also having released a live DVD and B-side CD package named "Live in the LBC & Diamonds in the Rough" (2008).

The current members are:
M. Shadows (Matthew Sanders) - Vocals
Synyster Gates (Brian Haner Jr.) - Lead Guitar
Zacky Vengeance (Zachary Baker) - Rhythm Guitar
Johnny Christ (Jonathon Seward) - Bass

Founding member and drummer, The Reverend Tholomew Plauge (James "Jimmy" Sullivan) recently passed away on December 28th 2009 and has yet not been replaced. His death appears to have been due to natural causes.
Other former members include Matt Wendt, Justin Sane and Dameon Ash (all bassists).

Avenged Sevenfold has a vast fan-base, spanning the whole globe and are notorious known for their symbol, the Deathbat. In addition, both Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance have clothing lines, Syn Gate clothing and Vengeance University respectively.

A7X are in the process of recording their fifth album and with the help of Mike Portnoy, they have been able to create the vision that the Rev would have wanted. This album should hopefully be released later in 2010/early 2011.
"Avenged Sevenfold are the best goddamn band in the world!"
by YouScareMe April 5, 2010
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Average Milf Enjoyer

A normal person that enjoys milfs and is a faithful follower of Milfism.
The average milf enjoyer is the alpha of any brotherhood since they have the capacity to steal your mom.
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Averken

A stupid bamboo stick that looks like a girl like what the fuck, where you got that look.
Averken gae
by miawo December 6, 2021
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Your average idiot

An average, idiotic, user that has a knack for not listening. Also sucks at games but plays anyway.
Your average idiot is stuuupid!
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Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.
Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski
by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022
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Avenged Sevenfold

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