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unnecessary athlete

A person (typically a young male) who possesses significant athletic ability and takes a liking to displaying his talents at times when it seems inappropriate.
Ray: (After jumping a desk.) Yes!!!! Pumped!
Mick: Goddamn Ray, you are such an unnecessary athlete.
by spizzle81 November 25, 2009
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insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
by BIG SCRAP January 16, 2016
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Bedroom athlete

Bedroom athlete Sports entertainment is porno the large body of work is a bKhaki shirt
by Kingofdick February 1, 2022
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cyber athlete

1. One who spends much time on internet games

2. an oxymoron
The nerd tries to justify his social shortcomings by declaring himself a cyber athlete, making him more 1337
by El Zoido August 30, 2004
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Charlton Athletic

A great football club, based in South East London, formed in 1905. Who play at the Valley. Nicknamed the Addicks.

Former great players include Clive Mendonca, Mark Kinsella, Richard Rufus, Derek Hales, Rob Lee and Sam Bartram.
The club has had two great managers Jimmy Seed and Alan Curbishley.
Famous for winning the greatest ever game at Wembley, Charlton 4-4 Sunderland (Charlton won 7-6 on penalties).

Enemies- who should be destroyed.
crystal palace
millwall
My god they are great ___ they are just like Charlton.
by ValleyFloydJames September 8, 2005
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celebrity athlete

A person from professional or international sports who has evolved into fame outside of their sport. They are highly welcomed at special red carpet events, and are regarded as champions in their sports.
"The paparazzi enjoy taking pics of the celebrity athlete. Examples include David Beckham, Bruce Jenner, Michael Jordan and Martina Navratilova."
by yes juanito yes September 10, 2014
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Athletes Puss

Foul smelling vagina, stinking vagina. Offensive odor coming from a girls crotch..
"Yo Lee I took some skank home last night, she had a bad case of Athletes Puss, I had to leave the room"
by Guytano B April 8, 2008
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