slap Arson day

National slap arson day is on April 15th. For example:

“Hey Arson, you know what day it is right?” “No” “it’s national slap Arson day.” *slaps arson flat handed in face

by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022

arson

a funny crime that tends to spend money on roblox

"did you see him commit arson?"
— arson is a crime.

by shenchi March 9, 2023

Arson

Me: SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE YOU BITCHHHH
My friend: K BESTY

THAT METH HEAD JUST COMMITED ARSON.

Me:Hi wanna vomit arson?

Random people:Yes sure

by Syryn February 24, 2021

Arson

Legal in all states! Arson is basically a word for burning down shit, light up the world.

“I just committed arson on that orphanage.”

by A Random a Guy July 24, 2021

Arson

It's a crime. Just a crime.
Not a joke (if you make arson jokes you're the most insufferable annoying dipshit to roam earth)
And it's not a name (you aren't cool for naming yourself after a crime)

"Haha let's go commit arson together uwu"
"Shut the fuck up no one likes you emily"

by Aboxofsoap July 23, 2022

arson investigator

my username, but also, someone who gets a call from a fireman/firewoman that the fire is deemed arson, and then the arson investigator will see what device was used i.e molotov cocktail, gas can, lighter. and they will try to catch the suspect.

the arson investigator is investigating the Montreal fire

by arson_investigator October 16, 2021

Arson

A person who intentionally burns property or people down to hurt or to damage property involves fire

Arson

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025