armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.
This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.
by chungusniggafart May 07, 2022
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armpit noodle

When you braid the hairs of your armpit into a beautiful flowing array of pure armpit beauty
My barber saw my sick armpit noodle and was like: "Bro sick pit flow man"
by Xia McSwivelFist July 16, 2015
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[canadian armpit]

when you are about to cum but you pull out and your sperm hits her armpit and gets stuck there
i was banging this chick and was about to cum so i pulled out and gave her a Canadian armpit on accident
by ronvanhugendong December 16, 2008
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Armpit juice

A yummy sauce that’s MEGA thiqq. It taste like if you were to blend a rotisserie chicken.
Helga: Aye yo Jim! Have you tried armpit juice?
Jim: No Helga, it’s too THIQQ for me
by Spaghettinoodles01 November 20, 2019
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armpit juice

A damn warm mixture of thick juices that are a product of sweat and liquidized deoderant. Usually found in extremely obese feminists.
Hey did you taste Debra’s armpit juice? It tasted like mouthwash mixed with fresh warm diarrhea.
by Amrpit juice November 24, 2017
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Armpit chili

When you dont shower for weeks or days and to hide the stink you keep putting in deodrant and it eventually irritates your arms and gets caked up creating a red goop
BIlly bob hasnt showered in a month and his armpit chili dripped on chad at work today.
by D-rock123 February 28, 2009
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armpit testicles

The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)
I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!
by Foxygrrl1214 May 15, 2005
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