appallitician

pronunciation: ə-pä-lə-ˈti-shən

part of speech: noun

definition: an appalling politician.

Toronto's crack-smoking, lying, bicycle-hating psychopath of a mayor, Rob Ford, is the quintessential appallitician.

by Matt Skipper November 11, 2013

appalachian rich top

This is a strain of canabis grown in the appalachian mountain tops. It is a very low grade type of weed. Dealers who sell this weed are bad dealers. It is generally sold for 2-3 dollars a gram. This type of weed is also very dry and has a lot of seeds.

Hey christian do you have any appalachian rich top I can buy?

by c-yrle June 22, 2009

Appalachian Dam

When you finish in a girl’s anus and hold cum in until it boosts out of the side.

Person 1:Your girlfriend sure looks tired

Person 2: Yep, she hasn’t been able to walk correctly since I gave her the Appalachian Dam.

by CaptainSivDad October 18, 2019

Hiking the Appalachian

Code for having an affair.

In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.

I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.

by Dr. Zoid Johnberg June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachians

Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford

Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.

by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009

Ampallang Chastity

The effect on your sex life when women look at your genital piercings and say, "Uh-uh. No way."

Poor guy, he thought he was so cool, getting three different genital piercings. Now it's Ampallang Chastity for him.

by DancingKali May 30, 2011