Alfie Ping

To have extremely high ping (a lot of lag,) like Alfie.

Person 1: "Man, I'm lagging really bad."
Person 2: "Damn, you got Alfie ping."

by life gone south August 03, 2020

Alfie morgan

the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver

Alfie Morgan oooh he’s well solid butt told him to STOP IT BOY and he just ate me house

by Phil Collins & Sons October 20, 2021

Alfie deyes

A shitty British vlogger

Alfie Deyes uploaded a new video...a year ago. It's just vlogs now.

by Johnoliver'slover November 04, 2017

Alfie sainsbury

Absolute legend. Great at everything.

Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude

by Acton Bell February 18, 2022

Alfie Moment

When someone does something dumb or silly / mess up.

Person 1 : Why cant you play ps4 ?
Person 2 :i broke my PS4 again
Everyone : Alfie Moment

by itzkevzz February 16, 2021

alfie hair

To complete mess up your hair style,

to make your hair look rediculously spikey and messed up
not a good look

Damn it this wind is going to give me alfie hair

by MattM210 May 30, 2017

alfie templeman

a cucumber rockstar; very very cool and hard to find. an eternity of good luck when found.

do you know Alfie Templeman?

; oh the cool cucumber rockstar? of course mate

by jm_04 August 30, 2020