by life gone south August 3, 2020

the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver
by Phil Collins & Sons October 20, 2021

by Johnoliver'slover April 19, 2018

Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude
by Acton Bell February 18, 2022

by itzkevzz February 15, 2021

To complete mess up your hair style,
to make your hair look rediculously spikey and messed up
not a good look
to make your hair look rediculously spikey and messed up
not a good look
by MattM210 May 30, 2017

An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
by Sergeant Gay-ming August 11, 2017
