When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.
Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
by Will the kyle December 9, 2019

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.
by ThePervertedSurgeon August 9, 2021

When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.
by lil pulp December 6, 2017

"You Bro, did you hear Tony is bringing that slut over tonight"
"Word we going to have a good ol fashion Albanian Gang Bang!"
"Word we going to have a good ol fashion Albanian Gang Bang!"
by Mr.GPumpkin January 5, 2012

when a guy clogs a toilet while taking a shit and the girl unclogs it with a plunger while riding it and while simultaneously giving the guy head
Guy #1: yo what'd you do last night?
Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake
Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake
Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
by george34567890 November 23, 2011

by taytay_pegasus June 29, 2014

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.
by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 1, 2013
