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Albanian Water Buffalo

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.
Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
by Will the kyle December 9, 2019
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Albanian Lawn Chair

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.
“She’s got some big tits.”

“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”
by ThePervertedSurgeon August 9, 2021
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Albanian Bubble Bath

When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.
A: I finally get to do it with Rachel!
B: If she wants an Albanian Bubble Bath, I'm here for you!
by lil pulp December 6, 2017
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Albanian Gang Bang

When mad Albanian's run a train on a single girl.
"You Bro, did you hear Tony is bringing that slut over tonight"

"Word we going to have a good ol fashion Albanian Gang Bang!"
by Mr.GPumpkin January 5, 2012
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Albanian plunger-cake

when a guy clogs a toilet while taking a shit and the girl unclogs it with a plunger while riding it and while simultaneously giving the guy head
Guy #1: yo what'd you do last night?

Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake

Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
by george34567890 November 23, 2011
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Albanian Snot Rocket

Blowing snot onto a guys penis, so that it can used as lube for hand jobs.
Nikki gave David the best hand job because she used her new Albanian Snot Rocket trick!
by taytay_pegasus June 29, 2014
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albanian jizz bandit

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.
"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit
by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 1, 2013
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