Alondra

Alondra is a beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She puts anybody in their place no matter who they are and stands up for what she believes in. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn’t think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is very forgiving and has a personality like no other. She’s very picky with her men so you’d be lucky to have her.
P.S. ALONDRA IS THE HOTTEST AND SEXIEST BITCH ALIVE😍🥰🤤❤️ 🔥

Person 1: Hey do you know who that is? she’s really pretty but she looks mean.

Person 2: Oh her? That’s Alondra. I’ve talked to her once! She’s actually really nice!

by MOMMYYYYYY November 23, 2021

Alyandra

The most beautiful, funny, amazing, smart and coolest girl that you will ever meet. She will do anything to make you happy and she will always be there when you need her. She loves to make friends laugh and she loves her family. When it comes to her love ones, she will do such a cute gesture to show you that she loves you. So when you get an Alyandra in your life, make sure to love her unconditionally and just give her the world.

“What is your name?”
“My name is Alyandra”
“Oh wow, look, a girlfriend material over here”

by honey_mustard November 24, 2021

alandrea

to act extremely stupid.

Jack why do you alandrea all the time?

by bobfaggot! February 19, 2009

Alondra

Usually the type of girl to talk a lot of shit about her friends, usually has a donkey laugh and is annoying to mostly everyone around her. The only way for this girl to get a boyfriend is to get one that is older than her and is extremely desperate for some pussy. She's hardly any fun. Always has a bad attitude. She has thin legs and hardly has any booty .

Guy1: what is that sound ? Is there a donkey here?

Guy2: nah bro that's just Alondra.

by Thatnicechickfromthatoneclass December 30, 2016

alanda

name given to a sexy ass biatch...usually male accompained by a fine ass girlfriend. this male comes from a mixture of irish /mexican heritage. Also a sexual position when the male is sitting on an ironing board while the female performs a oral sex.

"You know that dude Alanda, he is dead sexy."

"Last night I got the best alanda from Kim!"

by Jon Tucker February 2, 2007

Alondra

Dumb ass bitch always shorter than 5 foot
Always talks trash but never fights

Her . your a dumb bitch
Person. Whats up wanna fight do something

Her. No I'm just joking
Person . stop before I beat your ass alondra

by Hagdheeh June 4, 2018

Alondra

She is the most annoying girl ever! she will always try to prove her self right no mater if she is wrong. she will always hold a grudge, ALWAYS! she loves to explore she likes to try new things and she loves animals even reptiles.

Mom:ALONDRA! Get your ass down here!
Alondra:WAIT IM BUSY !
mom:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

by Sassypants February 12, 2018