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Aggressive Caroling

Caroling an unexpected song with lots of energy. The song does not have to be a Christmas song as long as your caroling and jumping around.
Aggressive Caroling Crowd singing:
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"
by JdogTwodolla December 22, 2009
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Aggressive Inline

Aggressive inline is a denomination of the sport of rollerblading involving stunts, grinds, and jumps. Requires years more practice and skill then just standard rollerblading. Started by Arlo Eisenberg.
"So you like to rollerskate or somethin?"
"Fuck no I do aggressive inline! Bitch"
by UmBraL January 29, 2009
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Aggressively-Ignorant

(Adjective) - A category of person or organization that goes out of their way to avoid knowing or learning about something so as to avoid responsibility or duty to act.

Usually associated with someone who exhibits either a general lack of intellectural curiosity or just plain burned out in their careers so they don't even try to improve themselves. These individuals are motivated by a strong desire to be the opposite of the "go-to-guy" so as to discourage requests for help or challenging assignments.
Boy that Wally sure is "aggressively-ignorant"- when I asked for help he claimed to never have used the copier before - and he sits right next to it!
by Civilsavant April 23, 2011
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Passive aggressive

Confront?

Yes
No
Too scared (X)

So resort to veiled hostility?

Yes (X)
No
Helen: I'm not passive aggressive, John.
John: Could've fooled me, cause you've been ignoring me all day.
Helen: Whatever.
by BruhTwoPointO June 16, 2021
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aggressive passive

A word describing somebody who is uncomfortable being openly amiable and kind, so they give more subtle hints to their goodwill while maintaining a disagreeable exterior. See also.
That man spent the entire meal complaining to me about my service, and then he left me a $5 tip. He's totally aggressive passive.
by m99lc August 8, 2009
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aggressive liking

The act of liking contrary comments in an online debate in real-time in order to socially stigmatize an opponent or someone with whom you disagree.
"Oh man, you were debating three guys at once. And they were liking each others' comments. That's some seriously aggressive liking."

"Hey, why don't you get some Russian bots to aggressively like each of your posts. That will shame your critics."
by crzyfive March 8, 2019
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Aggressive salmon

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy
She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon
by Battered July 8, 2017
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